Mary and Rose:
Mary and Rose sit at a bar.
Mary: Haven’t we been here before?
Rose: This bar or this conversation?
Mary: I’m just saying I feel like we do the same things all of the time.
Rose: You want to switch stools?
Mary: Sure.
Mary and Rose switch stools.
Rose: Better?
Mary: I knew you had the better stool.
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