Saturday, March 05, 2022

Mary and Rose:

Mary and Rose sit at a bar.

Mary: Haven’t we been here before?

Rose: This bar or this conversation?

Mary: I’m just saying I feel like we do the same things all of the time.

Rose: You want to switch stools?

Mary: Sure.

Mary and Rose switch stools.

Rose: Better?

Mary: I knew you had the better stool.

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