Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Fred and Ed:

Fred and Ed sit at a bar.

Fred: What time is it?

Ed: Where’s the watch I gave you for our anniversary?

Fred: I keep forgetting to wear it.

Ed looks down at his watch.

Ed: It’s a good thing I’m wearing the Minecraft watch you gave me. It’s twenty past four.

Fred: I thought I was supposed to be at work.

Ed: You don’t work anymore. You forget we retired at the same time?

Fred: You think I could get my job back?

Ed; Why would you want that job again?

Fred: It’s a good conversation starter.

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