Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: What time is it?
Ed: Where’s the watch I gave you for our anniversary?
Fred: I keep forgetting to wear it.
Ed looks down at his watch.
Ed: It’s a good thing I’m wearing the Minecraft watch you gave me. It’s twenty past four.
Fred: I thought I was supposed to be at work.
Ed: You don’t work anymore. You forget we retired at the same time?
Fred: You think I could get my job back?
Ed; Why would you want that job again?
Fred: It’s a good conversation starter.
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