Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: Have you noticed anything new about the bar?
Ed looks around.
Ed: The music sounds louder.
Fred: Look down.
Ed looks down.
Ed: The floor doesn’t look that new.
Fred: Look higher up.
Ed looks up higher.
Fred: keep looking higher.
Ed: Is this a cold or hot game?
Fred: Look at the bar.
Ed sees two small plaques.
Ed: Are those our names?
Fred: I guess we’ve been coming here long enough to be considered V I Ps
Ed: We should take a selfie with them.
Fred: I think you need a smart phone to take a selfie.
Ed: My phone isn’t dumb but it’s not smart either.
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