Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: Do you remember school?
Ed: I hated taking showers at school. Waiting for the rest of the guys to finish so I could shower alone.
Fred: What were you afraid of?
Ed: Being in there with everyone and getting a woodie. I knew I would if I saw them naked. I always got one when I saw some of them fully clothed.
Fred: It didn’t bother me. I quite enjoyed seeing all of those dicks. All of the shapes and sizes. I also have a big one so I was proud to show it off.
Ed: You didn’t.
Fred: I was so proud of my cock that I showed it to everyone on our senior trip.
Ed: I remember that. That’s one reason I followed you to this bar.
Fred: I still don’t understand why they kept calling me Jimmy.
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