Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: Your pack of Rolaids are showing in your pants.
Ed: That’s not Rolaids.
Fred: Apparently there’s shrinkage with age.
Ed: They’re Tums. It’s a pack of Tums.
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