Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: Have you heard the latest conspiracy theories?
Ed: Nope.
Fred: I’m guessing whatever drugs they’re using is either really good or very bad.
Ed: The ones that came up with them or the idiots that believe them?
Fred: Both.
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