Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: They’re closing the bar for a few days next week.
Fred: While you were hitting the head the bartender said they’d be closed for some remodeling.
Ed: Why would they do something like that?
Fred: You do realize this place hasn’t changed since we’ve been coming here?
Ed: That’s part of the charm and character of this old bar.
Fred: You never notice anything out of place in the restroom?
Ed: The lack of paper and when there’s paper it’s more like sandpaper.
Fred: You haven’t noticed the blue tarp where there was once a ceiling?
Ed: I thought it looked odd but I figured it was a new paint job.
Fred: What are we sitting on?
Fred: Really? You didn’t notice we’ve been sitting on tall dining chairs?
Ed: Now that you mentioned it. Maybe.
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