Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: Did we drive here tonight?
Ed: I don’t think so.
Fred: This set of keys were in my coat pocket.
Ed: When did you get the pink lacey thing?
Fred: I don’t think these are my keys.
Ed: Now that we’re on the subject of your coat, I don’t think that’s your coat.
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