Wednesday, April 20, 2022

Fred and Ed:

Fred and Ed sit at a bar.

Fred: Did we drive here tonight?

Ed: I don’t think so.

Fred: This set of keys were in my coat pocket.

Ed: When did you get the pink lacey thing?

Fred: I don’t think these are my keys.

Ed: Now that we’re on the subject of your coat, I don’t think that’s your coat.

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