Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: We should go camping.
Ed: There’s no way I’m going camping.
Fred: Why not?
Ed: I’ve seen the movies. It never ends well.
Fred: We could go somewhere secluded and camp the weekend.
Ed: Exactly how those movies go…
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