Thursday, May 05, 2022

Fred and Ed:

Fred and Ed walk between picnic tables.

Fred: I’m rethinking the idea of coming to this picnic.

Ed: We’re missing happy hour at the Irish bar.

Fred: I think it’s a pub.

Ed: Isn’t that a breed of dog?

Fred: That’s Pug.

Ed: They have the best food.

Fred: I just saw the twinks from the bar.

Ed: Which twinks?

Fred:They’re the only twinks that come to our bar.

Ed: Let’s greet them.

Fred: Let’s wait.

Ed: You want to wait to greet cute twinks?

Fred: They’re sitting with those old women that came to the bar.

Ed: Let’s give them time to catch up.

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