The ordinary and boring adventures of a gay teenage zombie boy, maybe, definitely not worth reading but if you must:
Zombie Boy: Thomas
The Boy: Alex
Thomas straddling Alex in bed.
Thomas: Do sheep count people?
Alex: What?
Alex: We count sheep to get to sleep, do sheep count us to get to sleep?
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