Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: Sometimes I wonder why we have a house when this bar is pretty much our home.
Ed: Except between last call and first beer.
Fred: That dreaded time at night when you don’t have to go to your house but you cannot stay in your home.
Ed: Want to go to Waffle House after last call tonight?
Fred: Our breakfast nook away from home.
Ed: You’re referring to the bar again aren’t you?
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