Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at a bar.
Fred: Have you heard?
Ed: Heard what?
Fred: They’re going to close the bar.
Ed: They’ll never close this bar.
Fred looks around the nearly empty bar.
Fred: Maybe. Maybe not.
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