Mary and Rose:
Mary and Rose watching The Wheel in their living room.
Mary: We should have strawberry shortcake this weekend and have our new friends over.
Rose: You mean the twinks and wrinkles band? The young and over the hill gang?
Rose: Why is it called short cake? I’m proof that some of the best things are not tall.
Mary: I have no idea. Do you want to have strawberry shortcake this weekend with our new friends?
Rose: Yes, but saying they’re our friends is a big assumption on your part.
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