Saturday, May 14, 2022

Mary and Rose:

Mary and Rose watching The Wheel in their living room.


Mary: We should have strawberry shortcake this weekend and have our new friends over.

Rose: You mean the twinks and wrinkles band? The young and over the hill gang?

Mary: Them.

Rose: Why is it called short cake? I’m proof that some of the best things are not tall.

Mary: I have no idea. Do you want to have strawberry shortcake this weekend with our new friends?

Rose: Yes, but saying they’re our friends is a big assumption on your part.

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