Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed sit at their bar.
Fred: I don’t think we can go on vacation now.
Ed: Why not?
Fred: We own the bar and there’s a bunch of responsibilities that come with owning a bar.
Ed: My mom told me this would happen someday.
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