Mary and Rose:
Mary and Rose watching The Wheel in their living room.
Mary: Have you ever imagined having a cock?
Rose: A what?
Mary: The bird that goes around waking everyone up at dawn.
Rose: For a moment I thought you were asking if I ever wanted a dick.
Mary: Why would you need a private investigator?
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