Sunday, June 05, 2022

Fred and Ed:

Fred and Ed in a car.

Fred: Yesterday was amazing.

Ed: Especially when that guy did that thing at that place with those things and those people.

Fred: Those tourist didn’t know what they were getting into.

Ed: Aren’t we tourists?

Fred: Not the way that they were tourists.

Ed: Oh. It was a hoot.

Fred: We’ll never speak of what happened yesterday again.

Fred: Imagine, that was our first day on what I believe will be the most amazing road trip ever.

Ed: You did bring the condoms?

Fred: When are we going to need condoms? Sexuality is fluid and we’ve been asexual for the past few years.

Ed: Making water balloons and I’m happy with our lack of sex. We’ve become closer that ever before.

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