Fred and Ed:
Fred and Ed in a car.
Fred: Yesterday was amazing.
Ed: Especially when that guy did that thing at that place with those things and those people.
Fred: Those tourist didn’t know what they were getting into.
Ed: Aren’t we tourists?
Fred: Not the way that they were tourists.
Ed: Oh. It was a hoot.
Fred: We’ll never speak of what happened yesterday again.
Fred: Imagine, that was our first day on what I believe will be the most amazing road trip ever.
Ed: You did bring the condoms?
Fred: When are we going to need condoms? Sexuality is fluid and we’ve been asexual for the past few years.
Ed: Making water balloons and I’m happy with our lack of sex. We’ve become closer that ever before.
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