Sunday, June 05, 2022

Mary and Rose:

Mary and Rose in a car.

Mary: Where to first?

Rose: I’ve always wanted to go to one of those cat cafes.

Mary: You know you don’t keep the cats after visiting one of these places?

Rose: I guess but I can still dream.

Mary: Keep dreaming. You can always have an imaginary cat.

Rose: Feed it imaginary food and give it imaginary treats.

Mary: And the imaginary cat litter will never smell.

Rose: I’m getting real cat litter.

Mary: Why?

Rose: It’ll make it seem real.

Mary: It’ll make your imaginary cat seem real?

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