Mary and Rose:
Mary and Rose in a car.
Mary: Where to first?
Rose: I’ve always wanted to go to one of those cat cafes.
Mary: You know you don’t keep the cats after visiting one of these places?
Rose: I guess but I can still dream.
Mary: Keep dreaming. You can always have an imaginary cat.
Rose: Feed it imaginary food and give it imaginary treats.
Mary: And the imaginary cat litter will never smell.
Rose: I’m getting real cat litter.
Rose: It’ll make it seem real.
Mary: It’ll make your imaginary cat seem real?
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